he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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