I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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