Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
