Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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