Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
high people should be assigned attendants
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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