dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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