I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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