Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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