The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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