Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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