could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Randomize
