North Korea, Best Korea!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Damn victory sex feels great
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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