nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
