Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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