Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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