Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out. http://tfl.nu/nhkd
  Replies (6) Good night (1425) Bad night (551)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner" http://tfl.nu/hbdd
  Replies (38) Good night (5902) Bad night (659)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got. http://tfl.nu/yeqj
  Replies (12) Good night (1319) Bad night (4095)
• Favorite

  (727): View more from Florida

  I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (727): I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights. http://tfl.nu/lg7e
  Replies (26) Good night (1066) Bad night (10357)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover. http://tfl.nu/klzl
  Replies (21) Good night (6358) Bad night (1342)
• Favorite

  (705): View more from Ontario

  All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (705): All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail. http://tfl.nu/tpxz
  Replies (25) Good night (10397) Bad night (1628)
• Favorite

  (928): View more from Arizona

  Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (928): Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned http://tfl.nu/e99u
  Replies (12) Good night (1862) Bad night (1286)
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve... http://tfl.nu/u07h
  Replies (6) Good night (1613) Bad night (736)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace. http://tfl.nu/5hw2
  Replies (12) Good night (1081) Bad night (2043)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward. http://tfl.nu/uvqx
  Replies (6) Good night (1125) Bad night (507)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin. http://tfl.nu/2sax
  Replies (12) Good night (1043) Bad night (584)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes http://tfl.nu/krda
  Replies (2) Good night (402) Bad night (704)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush? http://tfl.nu/jh6a
  Replies (3) Good night (466) Bad night (487)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?

  (216): View more from Ohio

  We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow? (216): We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans. http://tfl.nu/x8ub
  Replies (1) Good night (770) Bad night (301)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic http://tfl.nu/uomd
  Replies (0) Good night (340) Bad night (459)

Randomize