Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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