Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
