Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
