called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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