I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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