I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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