IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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