i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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