that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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