Moan for me like Helen Keller
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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