I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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