ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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