And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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