Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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