Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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