Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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