is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
