Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's shark week go big or go home
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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