Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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