Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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