Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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