We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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