how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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