My brain says no but my pants say off.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it