ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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