so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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