I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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