Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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