Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Randomize
