Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
