thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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