On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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