why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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