Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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