Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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