Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
420 ftw
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Randomize
