Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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