JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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