but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
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