That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
don't judge my taste in strippers
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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