How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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